Charlene: Hey, Maria. Guess what?
Maria: What?
Charlene: I just had sex with Tiger Woods.
Maria: Oh that's so funny I had sex with him a few days ago. We are both tigers now.
Maria: What?
Charlene: I just had sex with Tiger Woods.
Maria: Oh that's so funny I had sex with him a few days ago. We are both tigers now.
by No Pants Man November 9, 2012
Get the Tigermug. The act of shitting in ones hands with the intent to smear feces over another persons body in a downward stroke creating "tiger stripes" on another.
Chad: I fucking hate that dude so much... watch me give him some "Tiger Stripe(s)".
*proceeds to shit in hand, walks over to "Bernarnd" and wipes his hand down Bernard's chest*
Bernard: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!
Chad: I just gave you Tiger Stripes bud, be happy!
Bernard: Ok, cool...thanks Chad!
Chad: You are welcome bud, anytime!
*proceeds to shit in hand, walks over to "Bernarnd" and wipes his hand down Bernard's chest*
Bernard: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!
Chad: I just gave you Tiger Stripes bud, be happy!
Bernard: Ok, cool...thanks Chad!
Chad: You are welcome bud, anytime!
by NoMoreSafeSpaces August 23, 2019
Get the Tiger Stripe(s)mug. by tiqer May 7, 2023
Get the Tiger sharkmug. by Stop69 December 23, 2012
Get the Lawn Tigermug. When you’re banging a chick from behind and you stick each one of your fingers in her butt, then reach out to paint her face and hit her with a beer bottle.
by Luke Long Stroke January 5, 2021
Get the Glass Tigermug. by FP.27 May 8, 2022
Get the The toothless tigersmug. 