the ole two finger jones

quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"

Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.

Jonny: Oh....can I smell?

by dabizz January 1, 2008

The only indie in the village

A phrase used to describe a pretentious youth, who genuinely believes that nobody can appreciate indie music as much as he/she can and will throw an eppy if told otherwise. Inspired by the popular Little Britain sketch, where the gay character Dafydd insists that he is "the only gay in the village."

"He just told me to stop pretending that I liked The Beatles and started screaming. He's like the only indie in the village"

or

A: "Awww, I love The Beatles"
B: "No you don't! Nowhere near as much as me! I'm #1"

by everyoneelseinthisthreadsucks June 13, 2008

The Oil Drill

While squatting over a girl, the act of first placing the entire nut sack in the anus and then the shaft into the vagina and continuing intercourse.

Dude #1 : "Did you hit her with the oil drill last night?"
Dude #2 : "Oh yeah, I struck it rich!"

by K-Bone January 30, 2008

The One

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, she has the best personality, she is down to earth, she is super smart, she is very athletic, super kind, and yeah she really is that beautiful. She is the most amazing girl you meet, and whoever she ends up is the luckiest guy you know. She is the best thing that could happen to anyone!

Alexandra Bennett is The One, and Iker Aperribay would do anything for her<3

by Mr.Original1 December 18, 2012

The Oxford Feeling

Normally beginning the night before a deadline, or a few weeks before exams, The Oxford Feeling is the slow realisation that there is simply not enough time to write an acceptable essay/pass exams. It is invariably accompanied by the feelings of complete and total stress, bewilderment, and helplessness.

Alex: 'Fuck me what's wrong with Lucy, she looks like she's about to jump out of the window?'
Soz: 'She's got The Oxford Feeling'.

by michs May 24, 2010

The Ole Grandfather Cock

sex move used by a male to pleasure two females at the same time. have the two females face away from you, one in the front and one in the back. place a strap on dildo backwards so that it is facing the girl behind you and also erect the penis towards the front girl. then rock from back to forward once every second.

when one finds themselves in the middle of a threesome and out of ideas, it would be wise to wip out The Ole Grandfather Cock.

by DJCondor July 10, 2012

The OC

Yes, it is addictive, probably inaccurate, and stupid. However, many people (including myself) still love it - that doesn't mean I am trying to pattern my life off of Marissa's, it just means I like the show. So everyone who has nothing better to do than bitch about how it shows the decline of America should find more interesting things to do and realize that everyone is allowed some guilty pleasures; it's only a t.v. show. We all know that.

Miss Mayer 2 U: "(The OC is) A load of crap that illustrates the decline of American society."

Logical Person: "If you allow yourself to be deeply influenced by a show, then yes. But that's your problem."

by badlydrawngirl555 July 4, 2005