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turkey buzzard

a man of a certain age, say 50, who is desirous of slightly underage girls--a heterosexual congressman foley--a vile predator of innocents.
there is a true ghost, a ghoul actually, who roams the halls and lobby of the chelsea hotel preying on women of a certain age. a disapicable predator, the likes of a certain congressman from florida, who makes sport of filing notches on his unfortunate rifle when successful, and is vicious and bitter when shunned. buyer beware: we all know picasso was a vile pig with women - as for this "artiste," all of the acidic, noxious colors of oil paint splayed in demonic imagery on canvas is no excuse for a pompous turkey buzzard in paint splattered pants.

Turkey Punch 

To punch someone in the throat.
"Did you see Bruce turkey punch that guy yesterday? "
"Yeah! He's gonna have to eat apple sauce for a week!"
Turkey Punch by RecordmanSam July 28, 2011

Turkey Sub 

A fat person, or person who eats a large amount.

Someone who eats and excessive amount and should be fat, but is not.
Carrot Top, Roadrunner, Turkey Sub, we're gonna have a lot of equipment - Jack Black, School of Rock

Hey Turkey Sub (to large person)

TurkeySub (nickname to thin over eater)
Turkey Sub by wordgman November 4, 2007

Turkey necking

Fucking a girl on her period until your balls are covered in blood, which gives the illusion of a turkeys red neck
I was fucking this girl on her period, and i ended up turkey necking her
Turkey necking by poopsmear January 10, 2011

Turkey Baste 

The act of filling a turkey baster with mayonnaise, then injecting it into a sleeping victims anus.
Guy 1: Hey is he going to bed early?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy1: You should totally Turkey Baste him.
Turkey Baste by j0tc35v October 30, 2012

flamin' turkey 

An idiot. One that does something idiotic. A foolish or stupid person.
Dan is such a flamin' turkey.
flamin' turkey by DS.. October 30, 2005

turkey bark

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.
turkey bark by yo mama October 5, 2004
Word of the Day on November 26, 2009