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basket toss

When you slam your dick so hard into a female that it launches her across the room. Afterwards one may continue intercourse.
Dude I just basket tossed my girl
by Sad cum April 15, 2017
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mazel toss

The act of using a bagel stuffed with cream cheese and lox into the whole and masturbating with it and then exclaiming "Mazel Toss!!" while ejaculating. Various sexual fantasies can be fulfilled with using different types of bagels.
Simon: I thought I heard someone scream in pain and turned out it was just Saul. He was finishing a Mazel Toss when I walked in on him. Disgusting! He used the rest of my lox too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.
by von groovy May 27, 2017
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Posh-tosser

Australian slang for anything that is amazing and also fancy as hell
Crickey that car is posh-tosser mate
by unpossibleman April 22, 2018
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Scarf toss

While fucking a fat lady from behind , she throws her tit over her shoulder and you suck it. P.G.
Bro i totally pulled off the scarf toss!
by Fjbonez May 9, 2018
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broad tosser

A person who manipulates three cards -- two red aces and a black queen-- on a flat surface, while barking at passersby to bet they can follow the queen (or "broad") as he moves her and the aces around. He is the most important member of the mob running Three Card Monte, a swindle posing as a game. Other members pose as players who make a show of winning and collecting big bets, which encourages suckers to bet money from their own pokes. . The broad tosser invites players to "chase the lady', before he executes his secret move, whereby he appears to throws the queen face down when in fact , he has exchanged it for one of the aces. The chumps follow the wrong card from the very beginning.
Rodrigo was a broad tosser who dressed like a loser and pretended he couldn't speak English; he attracted cocky, well-dressed men from Wall St. to bet -- and lose--- thousands on Three Card Monte every week.
by MTyeW23 June 11, 2018
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Sock Tossing

Filling a sock with enough baby batter to fling it on a wall like a cheap sticky toy.
by Gynobutter July 4, 2018
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Hot Toss

In the act of running late: It’s the last ditch effort of throwing a shirt or a pair of pants in the dryer for approximately 5 minutes in efforts to remove wrinkles prior to a date or public appearance.
Yo Carl, are you ready to head to the party?
Hold up right quick, let me hot toss this shirt, I forgot to iron it earlier.
by 2LunchTommy December 6, 2018
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