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thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012
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Dawg Pound

A Dawg Pound Is A Place Where Heroin (Dawg Food) Is Sold
Heroin Addict: Man you know where I can score some dawg food?

The Lil Homie: Yeah try the dawg pound up the street! They stackin dawg food
by Real_Hood_Terms July 3, 2020
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Wearin' extra pounds

To be overweight by a certain amount. Like to be wearin' 10 or 20 extra pounds.
Mama Cass was wearin' extra pounds. Like 100 of 'em.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018
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pound

beat the living crap out of somebody without weapons
im guna pound some faggets today
by damnwellknomeh May 4, 2011
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Pounding Dumplings

Anal penetration with an Asian male.
I went to town this weekend pounding dumplings this weekend.
by Failbus April 4, 2024
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Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
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The Covid 19 Pounds

The 19 weight everyone gained while in quarantine due to the Corona virus
Heeeey!! So long since I have seen you! Good to see you buddy. I see you gained the Covid 19 pounds!! So Did I!! SMH
by Caro Tejada April 17, 2020
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