Don't shoot the puppy

probably one of the best/worst time waster games ever made. involves a puppy a cannon and maybe the occasional red ball.

Man, I was playing don't shoot the puppy the other day and I about crapped myself it was so fun.

Ever heard of don't shoot the puppy? no? Good, let's keep it that way...

by jolly saint hick January 30, 2009

Don’t take it personally!

The words Urban Dictionary Editors in Emails tell you when your definition doesn’t make it to the publish section, due to lack of information on the word. They say this but most still take it personally, Even though it is our fault it wasn’t published, this is why most definitions about sex may not get in, it’s also their way of saying sorry

Me: puts definition of Cornhub

2 mins later

Email: your definition of Cornhub was not published
Don’t take it personally!

by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020

don't be shy put some more

what you say to dunkin donuts workers when you want more.

charli: don't be shy put some more
dunkin worker: *puts more*

by um i don't know March 10, 2020

i don't have any plywood

I don't have any plywood

I don't have any plywood

by Kumtukey fly chimken November 27, 2018

Hey, I don't have to press 2.

Response to anyone who asks you, "You know what I mean?" referring to phone responses that tell you to press 1 for english.

Hey, I don't have to press 2.

by pavedave October 3, 2010

You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix

a phrase usually used to annoy and stop preachers from spreading the word of god by saying everyone goes to hell. most often associated with the youtuber "Piscator11" when he first exclamed that a woman aint got no pancake mix

Preacher: You all going to hell!

Random civilian: You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix!

Preacher: What the heeeee-ated place down under

by YAGNPM June 29, 2010

don't buff my pylon

Prison slang for "switch over the telly".

I'm bored of this Eastenders omnibus! Don't buff my pylon, thank you.

by Peter O'Hanrahanrahan December 17, 2008