Get the Spitch mug.Sexual position like a normal spitroast just with two twin brothers at either end, staring deeply into eachothers eyes.
by Broastie March 22, 2021
Get the Spitbroast mug.Brother: it’s my birthday!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what
Brother: what?
You: *spit on him*
brother: WTF
You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what
Brother: what?
You: *spit on him*
brother: WTF
You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!
by Stan P1Harmony ☝️😁 April 4, 2021
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The act of creating a playlist on Spotify out of sheer rage, due to one of the following 13 reasons:
1) You can't figure out how Spotify works.
2) Your favourite brand is getting a new minimalist design.
3) I'm looking at you, Discord...
4) You found some bitch at the club.
5) La La Land.
6) Your goldfish drowns.
7) Your mom.
8) A lemon person has threatened to turn your girlfriend into broth.
9) Edward.
10) Your friend made a deez nutz joke.
11) What do you call a dinosaur that like flies and breathes fire?
12) DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE-
13) You will never know the epic highs and lows of high school football.
1) You can't figure out how Spotify works.
2) Your favourite brand is getting a new minimalist design.
3) I'm looking at you, Discord...
4) You found some bitch at the club.
5) La La Land.
6) Your goldfish drowns.
7) Your mom.
8) A lemon person has threatened to turn your girlfriend into broth.
9) Edward.
10) Your friend made a deez nutz joke.
11) What do you call a dinosaur that like flies and breathes fire?
12) DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE-
13) You will never know the epic highs and lows of high school football.
Person 1: "That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
Person 2: "I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs for my nana!"
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll start spite playlisting..."
Person 2: "I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs for my nana!"
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll start spite playlisting..."
by LennyPhoenix May 14, 2021
Get the Spite Playlisting mug.In baseball, when a pitcher tries to make a batter swing at a pitch that would otherwise be a ball. To spit on a pitch, is to not bite on a pitch. Example being a batter noticing the pitch and not swinging at it, even if the pitch looks like it could be a strike at first.
by TheFightingProctor May 21, 2021
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Spitting in a pot to boil it would be a waste of time and energy and would likely never succeed, as well as being a frivolous and senseless activity which achieves no purpose in the first place, hence the term spitboiling.
Spitting in a pot to boil it would be a waste of time and energy and would likely never succeed, as well as being a frivolous and senseless activity which achieves no purpose in the first place, hence the term spitboiling.
"My mind is made up; you're just spitboiling trying to convince me."
"We haven't made any progress. We need to stop spitboiling and either change our approach or give up."
"Is there a reason you're doing that or are you spitboiling?"
"We haven't made any progress. We need to stop spitboiling and either change our approach or give up."
"Is there a reason you're doing that or are you spitboiling?"
by manzanillo May 28, 2021
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