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Sloppy Woolery 

the act of putting on thick black rimed glasses
and releasing fecal matter upon them until they overflow on to your partners breasts then licking them off while wearing a cheetah leotard dancing to earth,wind and fire.
first ever attempted sloppy woolery was on his worst trumpet players.
to epic win to explain try on your partner she will enjoy the sloppy woolery .

Sloppy Newton 

When one person wears a Newton wig and puts an apple on their head and another shoots it off with jizz.
The professor showed his student the Sloppy Newton during office hours.

sloppy pelican 

When a girl sucks a guys balls while he cums on her face/ hair
Bro, at catsparilla Kyles mom gave me like 5 sloppy pelicans before i went to brosaka to get sushi. I don't think she will ever get it all off her face.

Sloppy Joe

A sloppy joe is when you take a shit in between a girls ass cheeks. Then squeeze them together. Then you proceed to fuck her in the ass.
I gave that girl a nasty sloppy joe last night.
Sloppy Joe by Dc_for_3 November 4, 2009

sloppy joe with cream

shit in a girls mouth and fuck it until you cum into her throat making her throw up all over your dick then you put your dick in her butt and have her shit on it and then slide it into her vagina....after your finished again look at her and go mmmHELLOOO!!!! LIONO WHAT R U DOING!!
Dude i came in your sisters mouth and then i put it in her ass and came again, giving her a sloppy joe with cream.
sloppy joe with cream by Tuckie December 7, 2006

sloppy poo 

a high squeak of projectile brown excrement, that often causes a normal being to run to the lavatory.
OMG i need a sloppy poo grrrrr, ouch my ring
sloppy poo by matthew wolfenden January 29, 2008