To act of masturbating in every room in a building, normally your own home but schools and hospitals are adequote substitions. Points are scored for the amount of family members in the room and also how and where semen strikes them. Double points are awarded for danger wanking aside your sleeping parents and siblings.
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Get the Sidebottomming mug.1. Blackout in a moutherfuckin' bottle. At about $2.50 a 40 oz. with an alcoholic concentration of 10.5 percent , this low-dignity malt beverage is the cheapest, quickest way to exit this dimension next to either butt chugging every Windex bottle in your house or channeling your inner meth head and throwing back some of that blue juice from under the sink.
Tastes like horse pussy and cat shit. Drinking three or more of these in a 12-hour period automatically results in death. Drinking two of these bad boys in that same period results in regretable life decisions that will have your parents questioning why the fuck they had kids ... and why they didn't abort you via coat hanger.
Disclaimer: if you imbibe this beverage, you might as well dress up like a sailor and take a trip down to your nearest harpoon emporium because when you're a couple of side pockets deep you might nab yourself a Moby Dick or two. But hey, fat girls need love as well. Just look at Precious.
As if this couldn't get any worse, a side pocket is also known as a prostitute who will let you fuck their colostomy hole. To be honest, one too many Side Pockets 40s is probably the motive behind many a people becoming such dirty barnyard whores in the first place. Just ask your mom.
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Tastes like horse pussy and cat shit. Drinking three or more of these in a 12-hour period automatically results in death. Drinking two of these bad boys in that same period results in regretable life decisions that will have your parents questioning why the fuck they had kids ... and why they didn't abort you via coat hanger.
Disclaimer: if you imbibe this beverage, you might as well dress up like a sailor and take a trip down to your nearest harpoon emporium because when you're a couple of side pockets deep you might nab yourself a Moby Dick or two. But hey, fat girls need love as well. Just look at Precious.
As if this couldn't get any worse, a side pocket is also known as a prostitute who will let you fuck their colostomy hole. To be honest, one too many Side Pockets 40s is probably the motive behind many a people becoming such dirty barnyard whores in the first place. Just ask your mom.
2. The official malt beverage of the National Homeless League.
Confucius say don't drink this shit.
Fun fact, Dewey Cox chopped his brother in half in the Great Machete Fight of 1969-69 because he was so shithoused off Side Pocket. DARF!
Fun fact, Dewey Cox chopped his brother in half in the Great Machete Fight of 1969-69 because he was so shithoused off Side Pocket. DARF!
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Get the sidden mug.A side friend is a person you are 'friends' with because your other friend is friends with them. So basically your just friends with them because your friend Becky is too. So when you, Becky and that person are all talking, you guys are all considered friends, but if you were left alone with that side friend, it would be awkward to keep a convo going because you guys aren't really friends without Becky there.
You consider your side friend as one of your friends, but deep down inside you know you guys don't really talk without someone thats both of your friends.
You consider your side friend as one of your friends, but deep down inside you know you guys don't really talk without someone thats both of your friends.
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