shovelbucket

a total loser or moron who thinks he is cool enough to hang with the cool kids

Did you see that shovelbucket over there. He is such a tool. He thinks he can hang with the cool kids.

by MyNameIsQ October 30, 2010

Shaver's Itch

The red, irritatating spots that appear on your pores after you've shaved your pubic hairs when they start to grow back. Often mistaken for an STD / STI

There is no worse undeserving cock block than a shaver's itch.

by TheItch&TheClap February 23, 2011

shave you raw

A shave and then a shave

shave you raw is when Jeff grows a beard and is first shaved by Nathan with a standard Bic razor. Joe then shaves Jeff so cleanly, he shines like the top of the Chrysler building.

by shaver8977 May 18, 2011

Shivergag

When something is so gross a shiver starts at the bottom of your spine, shivers up and you gag.

Guy1: "did u see that dead horse on the side of the road?!"
guy2: "fuck yeah I did and I just shivergaged."

by Dos whevos December 11, 2011

shave your balls

(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.

a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.

Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.

Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.

Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.

by Sexydimma May 4, 2012

Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

by geekthang November 2, 2012

ShaveIt-Izm

A statement or proposition that, despite sound (or apparently sound) reasoning from acceptable premises, leads to a conclusion that...
2. A seemingly absurd or self-contradictory statement or proposition that when investigated or explained may prove to be well founded or true.
3.A group of words established by usage as having a meaning not deducible from those of the individual words
4. A Question that really just does not have an answer.

I have listed 7 examples of a Shaveit-izm below
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Is it against the law to say "Hi" to your friend Jack, on an airplane?
Why is the word Bra singular but Panties plural?
Why do drive-thru ATM's have braille code on them?
Why does an average package of hot dogs come with 8 dogs, but a package of buns has 10?
Why don't they make the airplane out of the same material that "little black box is made of"
Why is they say....."The Early Bird catches the Worm", when the second mouse gets the cheese?
And who are "they"? anyway...

by shaveit addict January 19, 2013