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shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.
Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.
by djmuz May 31, 2016
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Shoot This Motherfucker

Common reply to when does something horribly fucked up, cringe, or just down bad.
Example 1:

(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny

Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker

Example 2:

(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.
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by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 23, 2022
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shoot for the gold

1. cop-out and accept the minimum prize, for doing no work

2. do what is lucrative instead of doing your job

In contrast "go for the gold" means try and risk failure for the possibility of greater achievement.
Required to pick a research topic in order to move up in academia, he decided to shoot for the gold with "people with AIDS suffer more infections than other people" instead of picking something, like, intelligent and interesting.
by atchafalya March 20, 2013
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Shooting someone off

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.
My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.
by TheBlackCat9310 July 2, 2024
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Wishing on a shooting star

If wish is not told to someone else, the wish will not be fulfilled per the make-a-wish foundation 2015 revision.
by austinjp17 November 2, 2018
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Shoot Doodles

Shoot Doodles is something you say instead of a bad word. It should make the people around you laugh.
You drop something on your toe

You: Shoot doodles!

Everyone: Hahaha
by anonymous March 31, 2023
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