Sexual Karma Fairy

The Sexual Karma Fairy is a bit like Cupid. But she decides who you end up with in life. She creates happy marriages to beautiful people for people have been good, and punishes those who have been assholes with strings of unhappy marriages to munters who don't give oral sex. The Sexual Karma Fairy tests you with situations you don't want to be in, and scores you on the way you handle them.

I've just let down an ugly girl gently. The sexual karma fairy owes me big!

by Sarkie August 12, 2006

awkward sexual advances

When someone approaches another someone in a unwanted sexual manner. They ussually do it in a way that is unapealing and makes the second party feel uncomfortable.

I don't want to go to the party...Marcus Garcia will make awkward sexual advances towards me.

by idatedelvis99 March 8, 2009

Sexually Challenged

A sensitive way of saying Gay or Homosexual.
Similar to Mentally Challenged.

Eric:That Guy is soooo sexually challenged look how he walks.
Tim:Lol what a faggot.

by Whitelunick January 8, 2011

sexual revolution

to overthrow the government by fucking it to death

to count the actual pevic thrusts during intercourse

s.r.p.m (sexual revolutions per minute)

let's fucking overthrow the fucking government,I'll bring the lube!

97...98...99...100

by gonzoid December 8, 2003

Sexuality

Sexuality is who you are and aren’t attracted to.

(E.g. being pansexual means you are attracted to people no matter their gender.

Being straight means you are attracted to the opposite sex. Being bisexual means you are attracted to both binary genders.)

Sexuality is something everyone is born with, it cannot be changed or altered.

Jane: what’s your sexuality?
Tim: I’m polysexual, I like girls and androgynous people

by Equality.for.all November 25, 2017

sexually omnivorous

Adj. - When a person is bisexual and is willing to perform oral sex on both men and women.

-as opposed to -

Sexually Carnivorous - only interested in performing oral sex on men

Sexually Herbivorous - only interested in performing oral sex on women

I'm not only bi, I'm sexually omnivorous!

by redlily90 December 23, 2010

signs of sexual frustration

1. stop
2. do not enter
3. stay of median
4. no outlet
5. dead end
6. welome to north dakota

signs of sexual frustration are somewhat frustrating

by wandasiewicz December 18, 2003