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Salt mommy

A sugar mommy but hornier and more evil,my FWB has a salt mommy.
by Sparkle_gelatine September 3, 2024
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SALTS

SMILED A LITTLE THEN STOPED

When your friend sends you somthing funny but it’s really not
Person:(sends video)
Me: SALTS
by Xrayv4104 November 20, 2020
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SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped
I salts when I watched that video
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Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.
Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"
by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016
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SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped
Girl-(says a joke)
You-SALTS
by Djcassidy June 9, 2020
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SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped
Girl-(tells you a joke )
You-SALTS

(It not a funny on but you don’t want to hurt her feelings)
by Djcassidy June 9, 2020
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Salt Shaker

A synonym for someone who is a hater. Someone who hates on you, (or your outfit, hair, in a general conversation, etc.) or pisses you off. Can also be used as an alternative to f*** and in a joking manner.
Jimmy: “Hey, do you like my painting?”

Juan: “No. It looks like shit.”
Jimmy: “You’re a fucking salt shaker.”
by uɐǝq October 13, 2020
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