Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.

"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"

by Dome luver July 31, 2022

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

The numerical back smack: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The numerical back smack: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

National smack

National smack kway day August 30th

National smack kway day August 30th

by Loveyo45678 August 31, 2022

Smack ass Tuesday

Gotta grab/smack ass day so girls don’t get mad when you get ya ass smacked or grabbed

Today’s smack ass Tuesday

by K.O.S_Naz May 25, 2021