dome snapper

Small amount of marijuana just good enough for one person

Sorry man i cant smoke you out i only got a dome snapper

by The knicknack and Dubsack October 28, 2006

carrot snapper

A dick snapping minge

That bitch has a fu*king carrot snapper

by fat cock99 June 21, 2007

face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Red Snapper

A nymphomaniac. A woman who loves sex so much that her cunt is almost always red and swollen. The snapper part of the expression referring to how tight and eagerly her cunt seems to snap shut on cock. Also in part a fisherman's pun in that red snapper fish do not let go of the bait easily even after being hauled aboard the fishing boat (in this case the worm is a cock). Red snapper is also a tasty fish dish.... Thus again referencing very agressive nymphomaniac behavior.

I found me a red snapper at the bar last Friday night and I am so sore now. I barely got rid of her before going to work Monday.

A famous early 1980s Ron Jeremy porn flick is about the "legend of the red snapper".

by well-duh May 24, 2009

Slippery Git Mat

A near friction free disc seperating the slipmant and platter of a professional turntable. Greatly aids the manipulation of a record on the turntable

This slippery git mat is really slippery

by Darren Lambert March 27, 2004

Slippery Velvet

1. wet Pussy
2. A vagina, specifically when aroused and ready to play

"My tongue trailed up her thighs and to her slippery velvet where I brought her to ecstasy"

by chronicsuiiphile June 19, 2007

Snapper Rapper

Any form of undergarment used to cover one's snapper, AKA vagina.

I finally got inside my girlfriend's snapper rapper.

by Harms186 January 18, 2009