in a violent fit of sexual tension, usually after breaking up with ones girlfriend/slam piece, one will tug his meat to his hearts delight, or until his anger is calmed.
i was so pissed when my main bitch broke up with me that i was forced to begin slamming the man flesh as soon as i got home.
by Butthole Mcgee April 21, 2008

by Jarrelli March 30, 2009

This is the act of taking a shovel to scoop up a steaming pile of dog shit from your driveway, in order to relocate it so your shoes don't get shitty. After scooping up the dog shit, you throw it from across the driveway and hit the backboard of your basketball hoop.
If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.
If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

The act of defecating into a fellow-human's mouth such as to choke him with the size of the defecant. C.f. "shit eater."
"Yeah, he was pretty hot, but then he was all like I want to choke-slam dump-slap your purty-ass mouth."
by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005

by Sneaux Bake August 17, 2008

by kfoiermo January 25, 2011
