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Skeet

Noun: a post on BlueSky
Verb: to write and publish a post on BlueSky
I saw a skeet about the games earlier today on BlueSky

She skeeted about her a new job last week, so I guess she's too busy for me now
by itsBukola.bsky.social November 8, 2024
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Beet Skeet

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.
"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"
by Wildfira May 1, 2008
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Skeet skeet

It's when u skateboard on someone face ripping all the skin off
Person 1: you did u see how Bob fuckin skeeted on Emily
Person 2: yeah that bitch died he fuckin skeet skeet all over her
by Dr. Ramen Noodles November 27, 2019
mugGet the Skeet skeetmug.

Skeet

Skeet
This word has two definitions;
1.) On the West Coast, the term "Skeet" means to cum/ejaculate, or jerk off. 2.) On the East Coast, specifically in the DMV, the term "Skeet" means to leave the premises/from where you currently are, drive somewhere else, go, exit the current area.
(1) West Coast Definition:
*two guys talking about a mess in the bathroom*
Guy 1: Man look at that stuff on the toilet!
Guy 2: It looks like someone skeet all over it!

(2) East Coast Definition:
*Two people hanging out at night*
Guy: Hey what time is it?
Girl: 11:02
Guy: Oh man I better skeet home before my mom gets mad
by Dwight.beets January 12, 2019
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The San Francisco Skeet

When having sex doggy style and then releasing the skeet on her back. Followed by scattering loose rice pilaf onto said back shot.
I happened to have some rice pilaf nearby, so I gave her The San Francisco skeet upon finishing.
by StankyMane January 23, 2025
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Skeet

Verb: To finesse, steal, or otherwise gain something usually at someone else’s expense
Adjective: Bullshit or not believable, could also refer to inadequacy

Skeeted, skeeter, to skeet
This dude gave us like 2 Gs, when it’s supposed to be 5, HE SKEETED US!
The fact that he gave us Gs instead of five is, in fact, SKEET.
by FullTimeSkeeter March 6, 2019
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Skeet skunteet

When you cum or ejaculate but flys sideways
East and west
Edward skeet skunteeted on my wall.
by night sciccet December 1, 2020
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