When someone's talking to you but is looking past you to your girlfriend/ boyfriend and can't help it and keeps doing it!
I was talking to the waiter and the whole time he was shouldershookin' me like I didn't see him doing it
by AnamayBeNot October 15, 2025
Get the Shouldershookin' mug.Hym "I think you mean to say 'SHOULD HAVE DONE IT INSTEAD' AND CAN'T DO IT RETROACTIVELY NOW BECAUSE YOU YOU STUPID SHIT. WHY WOULD ANYONE SEEK YOU OUT FOR ANY REASON? WHATSOEVER? THAT is what YOU don't want to have to admit. That I should have done it INSTEAD of you. YES. That. That is clearly what you meant to say. 'Not would have if I could.' You COULDN'T have without me and now I get nothing. Hollow consolation and empty fucking gratitude."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
Get the Should have done it instead mug.The act of pelting someone with unsolicited "you should" advice, as if you've cracked the code to their life's success.
Symptoms of being shoulded on include: forced smiling, nodding while mentally drafting your resignation from the conversation, and the overwhelming urge to reply "wow, never thought of that."
Symptoms of being shoulded on include: forced smiling, nodding while mentally drafting your resignation from the conversation, and the overwhelming urge to reply "wow, never thought of that."
Deep and Jen compared notes after the conference and realized the person had been shoulding on both of them.
"Deep, you should really know who's using your product." said someone who has never built a product.
"Jen, you should be writing more content for your website." said someone whose last blog post was in 2019.
"Deep, you should really know who's using your product." said someone who has never built a product.
"Jen, you should be writing more content for your website." said someone whose last blog post was in 2019.
by kiwiupover December 9, 2025
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Get the Shoulders mug.It's what a married guy says to a single guy when he sees an attractive female but realizes he can't do anything because he's married. However, he would really like to live vicariously through his single friend when said single friend hooks up with said female. He would also like to hear about the sexual activities so he has something to envision when he's with his fat wife.
Married guy to single guy: I saw that neighbor of yours with the Beagle and she's looking good. You should be on that.
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