eskimo second-cousins

two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person

"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.

Dude...me too.

No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"

by kgodwins August 1, 2011

You wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby

A phrase frequently spoken by losers that complain about snowflakes, Ironically they are the same people that cry when a game adds a non binary option.

Person 1: You know what I think that we should add a non binary to games to make it more inclusive.
Person 2: wow what a snowflake, you wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby. Anyways time to go complain on reddit about how black people have rights.

by Ron12777 January 18, 2021

rounding second

When u touch another persons genitalia. It is consentual, if it wasnt, it would be bad

Friend: Hey man, how far did u get?

Other friend:oh... I was rounding second

by derekdude April 16, 2009

30 second lunch

A quick blowjob

You: "Did your girlfriend want any food?"

Me :"Nah man, she just had a 30 second lunch"

by Scooperz September 21, 2017

Luis Antonio Perez the second

The cutest thing ever :~)). Also, they give you rice.
Synonym: Tony

Luis Antonio Perez the second is soooo sweet and the cutest thing to exist in my eyes!

by Lyzea’ March 22, 2019

3.5-tuple-second cousin

Child of their parent’s double-first cousin with their other parent’s sesqui-first cousin.

My 3.5-tuple-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

3 second rule

The nationally acknowledged time in which after leaving a seat unoccupied it is then acceptable for people to take your seat, usually in a pub or somewhere which has a variety of good chairs and bad chairs. Any attempt to do so before this is an illegal move and that person will have to leave the seat. Although this rule is acceptable amongst your group you are sat with, any attempt to utilise this rule with strangers is not seen as a good idea.

Ahmed "What you doin lad? That is my seat."
Swann "3 second rule. You were at the bar for 5 minutes."
Ahmed "Ah fair play mate. I'll just sit here instead then."

by GF May 21, 2006