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Smarpid

adj.
n.smarpidity, adv.smarpidly
When one can be described as both smart and stupid.
Destin E. argued so brilliantly over whether or not incest was wrong or not, that I realized he was a really smarpid fellow.

The international league of scientists proved their smarpidity, when they voted after days of heated argument to change the scientific name of the fossil in question from the former Urbanosaurus A, to Urbanosaurus B.

He could argue for days about John Locke but couldn't tell time on an analog clock, his years of education had left him smarpid.
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 19, 2018
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smartphoner

Someone who is addicted to their smartphone and belongs to the exclusive "I'm important and special" club where the person may feel they'll miss something extremely important if they don't look at the phone right this second. These people may possibly suffer from convulsions if they do not look at the phone the instant it makes a stupid sound. Generally these people always have the phone in their hand no matter where they are and will even struggle to do daily tasks because they can't put the phone down. It must be attatched to their body at all times otherwise they'll have major panic attacks.
*A group of people come into a restaurant, sit down at a table, and all of them immediately pull their phones out and start playing with them*
Me: *rolls my eyes* Typical smartphoners, can't even go two seconds without having to hurry up and get on the damn things.
by kowalewicz July 9, 2018
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Smart Anti-tracking

Implemented in the new Samsung Internet Browser, Smart Anti-Tracking is a tracker blocker that blocks tracking from websites. Usually, dark websites use the tracking option most frequently.
Smart Anti-Tracking technology
by FUZE Informer June 19, 2019
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smarmocracy

Government by hucksters, cheats, cronies, crooks and liars
see also: Cult45, kacistocracy
With the inauguration of Donald Trump, the US dropped all pretense of being a democratic republic and began the installation of a full blown Smarmocracy.
by EvilleMike June 22, 2019
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Smartdolphin

Smartdolphin is a person who is very kind, but don’t let that completely fool you. She has a little mean side that she shows to people she doesn’t like. It is very rare to come across a kind Smartdolphin, so when you do, TREAT HER THE SAME WAY SHE TREATS YOU. Being a close friend with a smartdolphin is EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY rare. I’m talking about lottery jackpot rare. If she says she loves you and cares about you, SHE MEANS IT. You have to give love back to her. It’s very awesome to have a smartdolphin call you a close friend. Just remember they have feelings and you need to be there for them if they need you. If they love you, love them back. Let them know you care because they love attention. Just overall treat her like a queen if she treats you like a king.
Oh look, it’s Smartdolphin. Man she’s the absolute best.
by SomeoneYouKnke October 1, 2019
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smarksr

The felling of being rich after your paycheck
Rod: hey tim how you feeling.

Tim: felling smarksr atm
by Gdkssghrdhjskk October 27, 2019
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