Room Temp Dick

Regular dick. When you are not sexually aroused whatsoever, and not wet, or cold.

Billy: Dude it looked like you had a semi-chub in your sweats when Jen and Julie were scissoring on the couch at that party last night...

Jack: No way brosif, room temp dick all the way watching those swamp donkeys...

by RDAobey April 17, 2010

Clear the room

Play some avante grade jazz, noise, or electronica while others are in the room.

When I played that audacious record by Merzbow it really did clear the room. It was real room-clearing music.

by Ma Teng Yun January 14, 2018

room 222

a room where you hook up with april

DUDE - april lets go to room 222
APRIL - ok
*hookin up*
APRIL - ok leave now.
DUDE - man i love room 222

by april05 December 9, 2008

angry roomate

In which a girl is giving a guy head on the edge of a bed, and her roommate walks in. Both tumble onto the floor, and the girl pops up guiltily as the guy hobbles onto the couch to hide his erect penis.

Steve: Yo, this is like the 5th time you've had to crash at my place! Wtf, man?

Jimmy: Yeah. Sorry, man, but I keep getting evicted for pulling angry roomates!

Steve: Assface. Don't be a wenis. Cover your penis.

Jimmy: I did...with the couch.

by roberto mclean July 22, 2006

rockman

Known to most as the son of rock-n-roll, Rocky Burnette, contemporary rock-a-billy king, and son of Johnny Burnette.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

recommendacious

Exhibiting or characteristic of the sort of exaggeration or outright lying that has become commonplace in recommending someone for a position.

Boss 1: Remember Jason, that former employee of yours whom I hired based on your glowing recommendation?
Boss 2 (nervously): Hmm, I have a faint recollection...
Boss 1: I'll bet you do! You told me he was an excellent worker--never left his seat for a moment!
Boss 2: Mmm. Yes, I may have said something of the sort...
Boss 1: But you didn't tell me that his seat was located in the coffee room!
Boss 2: I must admit to being slightly recommendacious.

by Nomen Nescio April 30, 2008

Room 2

A huge hotel room party with people you've never meet

Hey ladies, party in room 2 tonight. Be there

by Dank Sharp August 6, 2010