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Robert Baker 

A half black half Italian guy. He’s short but he plays hockey as a goalie. Based on this description, he doesn’t sound like a real person. But what’s even more unreal is how fine he is 😍
Everyone loves Robert Baker
I made out with Robert Baker
Robert Baker by Arsenal47 August 10, 2022

Robert Downey Jr 

The best looking man in all the multiverse’s.
A man all people would turn gay for is Robert Downey Jr
Robert Downey Jr by P0tat0 human August 31, 2022

Robert x paul 

Robert loves Paul so much
Person 1: hey you see Robert??
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life

Robert Stewart 

The goat

Robert Patterson 

Will act straight and pretend he has a girlfriend for 3 years but then goes and sucks his boss toes every friday
That guy is such a Robert Patterson he can really give a good toe sucking.

Robert Tan Swee Meng 

Robert is the best beer buddy you can ask for. A beer connoisseur, Robert is able to identify the name, date of production, and alcohol level of a beer just from a simple whiff. He is known for being labelled as SG's #1 Beer Drinker, having received a doctorate in 'Beer Studies'. He is often seen in the District 19 area sipping beer with his fellow friends- Charles Davin Martin the Third, Johnathan Chua Jiang Sun, Bernard de Bern Von Papi da Degaré (alcohol-free beer), and Albert Wong See Beng.
My wife just left me, I'm gonna Robert Tan Swee Meng tonight.