robert pattinson in my pants

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA

person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out

me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants

by baddiealert December 30, 2021

Robert Anderson Hueblen Is Kushina Uzumaki (Robles).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Robert Anderson Hueblen Is Kushina Uzumaki (Robles).

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Robert

Massive Legend what a guy. Such a g gets bare birds drowns in legendsy and also is of the scale of legendocity

Daniel and Harry stop being such failures and be like Robert

by Rob Bentham May 1, 2020

robert steele rodgers

Has the biggest, most juicy, fat horse cock known to man

Dude, did you see that Robert steele Rodgers!

by Eeeeeeeeeeere May 20, 2022

Robert McCutcheon

Big balls, no simp, with the best personality

That’s person dose not give a shit like Robert McCutcheon

by Billy bob slat slat July 29, 2021

Robert Powell

an actor who played Jesus in the series " Jesus of Nazareth"

person1: hey, who played jesus in this series?
person2: Robert Powell

by imabananadudedontalktomeh April 25, 2022

Robert

Robert is the fittest guy i’ve ever laid my eyes on. He is such a hot person and definitely has the biggest penis in the world, if you have a robert in your life, you are a lucky person and deserve it b <3

omg there’s robert!

by Anonymous Hooman <3 xo November 11, 2022