championship ring

A gesture by which one who posseses a scrotum and testicles threads the scrotum between the middle and ring finger and then over the ring finger. The testicle is rested on top of the ring finger then finally the skin under the ring finger is pinched against the thumb. Thusly achieving the effect of a ring with a large stone set in place on top of it.

"Bow down and kiss the ring bitch"
"I made her kiss the ring"
"I show'dem the ring"
"He missed the last shot of the game because I showed him my championship ring".

by Mark Ryan and Mark McNulty January 8, 2008

devil's onion ring

Comical slang for brown eye, butt hole, or anus.

Does anyone else smell the reek coming from the devil's onion ring on that guy?

by Andaconda June 30, 2004

promise ring

A ring given by a teenaged boy to hide his infidelities

Sally: "You're cheating on me....I know it!!"
John: "Baby, I love you and to prove my love I want you to have this promise ring. Now everyone will know that I love you."
Sally: "Ohh, John!! I love you too. I have to go make this my facebook status, and call my BFF Susie"
John: "Ok baby...call me later."
John: "Hey Susie, its John....she doesn't suspect a thing. I'm on my way...."
Susie: "I can't wait, me so horny...."
Sally: "Susie, guess what? John just gave me a promise ring!!! He loves me, and I was way off about him cheating on me."

by JoNate F December 28, 2007

yeast ring

doughnut found at glens, silly name.

"do you have any yeast rings?"

"nah, we have monostat though."

by glens pastry chef October 4, 2008

Superbowl Ring

Taking one of your balls in between your fingers making in look like a ring.

Have you seen his superbowl ring?

by JustinJerkoff? March 5, 2009

o- ring

Rectum

Hey buddy don't push out that turd to hard,you'll blow out your o-ring.

by Ooogalie Boogalie May 22, 2003

fur ring

the magical hairy entity that formulates around your finger when you manually penetrate a woman (or a pre-mature girl)

have you seen my fur ring?

by korean_goock October 25, 2007