Redneckenomics

Redneckenomics is defined by a group of redneck citizens that interpret the news and other "local" information and apply it to the life they are leading and the short falls in life. Typically completely incorrect understanding and application of information that may result in mob behaviorism and piles and piles of cheap beer cans while giving the show Cops plenty of footage.

"My husband aint werkin right naw and if dat osama would get out of orifice the ekonomy could get fixed and I wood pays my bills"

I am sorry, however I am unable to apply your Redneckenomics to your bill so I need you to give me your credit card now.

by jason bmf chambers October 7, 2009

Redneckitude

Actions commonly befitting a redneck.

See also Hillbillery.

Arrest this redneck for reckless redneckitude.

by marin123 March 6, 2010

REDNECKANIZE

To repair or modify something so that it will do the current job that's needed to get done.

When everything goes wrong and the job still has to get done. You gotta REDNECKANIZE.

by REDNECKANIZE November 17, 2019

Filipino Red Neck

A Filipino man who lives by the red neck lifestyle. They usually hang out with friends who are mostly white or southern, own a truck and drinks on a daily basis. They also date white chicks and has the skills to seduce them. Almost similar as a Coconut but with some southern red neck style.

Nonoy: Hey AJ has a new girlfriend and she’s white.

John: Awesome! I wonder how he does it.

Nonoy: Easy, he’s a Filipino Red Neck.

John: What?

Nonoy: Of course, he hangs out and drinks with a bunch of white dudes, owns a truck, and lives in Mississippi. He’s bound to be with a white chick.

John: (SMH) Don’t know how he does it. But I'll drink to that.

by JCUSAF23 March 4, 2014

redneckonize

Something only rednecks will understand.

You'd better redneckonize who you're messin with boy!

by ImNewHere July 28, 2012

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010

redneckulous

Something that is so ridiculous that only rednecks would do.

Look at the wheels on this truck, see how high they are? This is redneckulous!

by Excali September 9, 2011