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Redneck Handlebars

As forth grabbing the two ponytails of a girl and riding her like a redneck rides in his truck until she cant walk for three weeks. Therefore completing her life sentence as a redneck handlebar.
Bro #1- Dude, did you hear about that country singer that was in town and fucked a chick from our hood?
Bro #2- Yeah man, I heard that she got Redneck Handlebarred.
Bro #1- Holy shit! She must have been the one in the wheel chair!

Redneck Handlebars :)
by The Brook west side September 25, 2011
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red-nek

1. A title embraced by individuals who are not smart enough to understand why the title is an insult.

2. The white equivalent to nigga.

3. The douchebag in the over-sized truck that is following your vehicle at a dangerously close distance even though you clearly have your family inside.
It is crazy how high the housing prices are in this area considering how many rednecks live here.
by LoseCryBlame May 3, 2016
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redneck

You might be a redneck if...
* you watch NASCAR 24/7
* you got suspended or expelled from school more than 10 times in your life
* you find it appealing when big-booty girls fart
* you have a crush on a swear word
* you hate minorities and women
by dangnuggets November 4, 2016
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Redneck eating contest

when a group of fellow red necks get together and want to have fun. they have a eating contest while they watch NASCAR, the food consists of any dead animals found in backyard, trash(milk jugs or beer cans) and hand fulls of oxycoton, to wash it down with a miller lite. the judge is usually the mom/sister/cousin/daughter
billy ted: did you see Jimmy Jonhson win last night
fred: nah, we were having our regular redneck eating contest, my sister said i won
by Billy ted JR January 31, 2010
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redneck

a hillbilly from texas whos hard working and is called a redneck for show offy way of doing things like a texan.
by jeff January 23, 2005
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Redneck

It's when you hookup with a girl who won't let you beat, so you leave her FAT ass hickeys all over her neck so when she goes home she gets in trouble.
So, girls, always remember, stop being prude!
What ever happened to that chick at that party last weekend?

I straight up rednecked that bih. But she's grounded now.
by Jake Clark October 25, 2007
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redneckulous

crazy awesome. way better than anything else or anyone else! hot
Guy 1: Dude, she was so redneckulous!
Guy 2: I can't believe you slept with the hottest/most redneckulous girl!!
Guy 1: Well...
by pheebes234 February 20, 2010
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