Russian Fatso

Recipe:

-2 parts vodka
-Shit ton of Doublestuf oreos
-Splash of milk

Combine all of the ingredients in a blender and enjoy.

Damn, I'm tryin' to go ham on a couple of Russian Fatsos tonight before the club.

by fatso_joe December 15, 2010

Russian Pit Stop

Roll up to a red light and watch until it is ready to turn green by observing other lights turning yellow. As soon as that yellow light turns red, jump out of the car and do at least one rotation around the vehicle while the light is green (do as many as you see fit). Get back in the car once the light is about to turn red and then speed off.

This is the more dangerous but certainly similar version of the Chinese Fire Drill.

Frank: Dude, Matt did another Russian Pit Stop at the Sunoco intersection!

Ted: Holy cow! I remember when he did a week ago when four cars were behind him.

by itsthemangoman August 21, 2011

Russian Tuxedo

tracksuit, warmups

Joke is that Russians and other Eastern Bloc citizens are too poor to afford real tuxedos, and if they need to dress up for something they put on a track suit.

The basketball team looked very regal in their Russian tuxedos during practice.

by jesushchrist1 May 12, 2014

russian short bus

A sexual position, that consists of learning over a bus seat. In a bus full of people who can not speak or spell, that often lock windows.

A person having sexual intercourse on a bus full of mentally handicapped individuals, who sometimes lick windows. Russian short bus!

by Russian Short Bus June 13, 2015

russane

A dumb boy, who doesn't understand love,he dates everyone, and never cares for females, this is not anyone you want to date

Russane is a thot he dates everyone even his own cousin!

by Girllwecute January 28, 2016

Russian Necklace

Coming between a woman's large breasts. Also known as Russian Pearls or Russian Pearl Necklace. Sex with the man's penis between the woman's breasts is referred to as Russian and the necklace refers to the final sticky result. See boob sex

I was with this voluptuous woman. We were both horny but it was during her period so I got between her breasts and gave her a Russian Necklace.

by Gengen July 27, 2016

Russian Crackpipe

When you give your bro some suck, and right as they nut in your mouth, you light their testicles with a lighter, essentially smoking the Russian Crackpipe

Even though I may never nut again, that Russian Crackpipe last night changed my life

by Armadyl4251 February 5, 2017