ROFLITPOFAOTTIATHM

ROFL Into The Path Of An Oncoming Truck That Is About To Hit Me

Sammy13: yo wassup?
Linux Guru: I'm dyin... u?
sammy13: just back from a cycling trip.
sammy13: how come u dying? cuz I'm online? xD
Linux Guru: no cuz I played audiosurf ALL FUCKIN night long and I only slept 30 minutes >-<
sammy13: LMFAO XD
sammy13: ROFLCAKES
Linux Guru: -_-
Linux Guru: u sent me my own destruction
sammy13: ROFLITPOFAOTTIATHM
sammy13: XD
Linux Guru: ?
sammy13: ROFL into the path of an oncoming truck that is about to hit me

by linuxguru March 30, 2008

roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.

"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

rofip

rolling on floor in pain an

person 1: i hit my head and now im rofip

by jzz9000 January 4, 2007

Roflhouse

A play off of the breakfast franchise. Somewhere you can go or be sent to in order to enjoy a nice hot ROFL.

That's... pretty funny. I might just need to stop on by the Roflhouse because of how funny that was...

by N8the9er February 23, 2008

roflsup

"roflsup" is a colloquial term adopted by the rUcKuS peoples who inhabited the northeastern region of the United States in the early twenty-first century. As with many languages, it is often very difficult to discern an exact definition for this term, but its closest meaning in English is, "Hey, look at this!"

It is a tragic fact of history that even the greatest civilizations die out before they are truly capable of reaching their maximum potentials as societies; the Mayans, the Incans, and the Aztecs are fantastic examples of this tragic fact. The rUcKuS peoples are no exception.

1. Roflsup hentai!!!

2. (in a form of a Myspace bulletin)
From: tEh a$$ tUnnELLeR --*|i wanna li-li-li-lick u from yo hed 2 yo toez|*--
Date: June 30, 2007, 1:03AM
Subject: ROFLSUP
Body: ROFLSUP CHAT 2NITE, ANYBODY?! BONER?! TEH MARCO? TEH PAT? TEH HENRAIDZ?!!?! 12AM BITCHEZ

by clamchowdercutie January 10, 2009

ROFM

Rolling on floor masturbating.

I ROFMd when I saw the picture.

by CdizzIe January 30, 2008

roflmaoajsomofflsm

Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, and just shat on my own face from laughing so much.

Ex.

Dean: Hey guys!
Joe: I wanna feel you cos ive got nothing else to do!
Dean: woah, thats against my religion.
Dylan + Ethan: roflmaoajsomofflsm

by doobiesnacks November 9, 2009