red neck Merry-Go-Round 

See NASCAR.

The Daytona 500 is the largest red neck Merry-Go-Round of them all.

red neck Merry-Go-Round by SleepyZ February 14, 2004

Redneckenomics 

Redneckenomics is defined by a group of redneck citizens that interpret the news and other "local" information and apply it to the life they are leading and the short falls in life. Typically completely incorrect understanding and application of information that may result in mob behaviorism and piles and piles of cheap beer cans while giving the show Cops plenty of footage.

"My husband aint werkin right naw and if dat osama would get out of orifice the ekonomy could get fixed and I wood pays my bills"

I am sorry, however I am unable to apply your Redneckenomics to your bill so I need you to give me your credit card now.

Redneckenomics by jason bmf chambers October 7, 2009

Redneckitude 

Actions commonly befitting a redneck.

See also Hillbillery.

Arrest this redneck for reckless redneckitude.

Redneckitude by marin123 March 6, 2010

REDNECKANIZE 

To repair or modify something so that it will do the current job that's needed to get done.

When everything goes wrong and the job still has to get done. You gotta REDNECKANIZE.

REDNECKANIZE by REDNECKANIZE November 17, 2019

Filipino Red Neck 

A Filipino man who lives by the red neck lifestyle. They usually hang out with friends who are mostly white or southern, own a truck and drinks on a daily basis. They also date white chicks and has the skills to seduce them. Almost similar as a Coconut but with some southern red neck style.

Nonoy: Hey AJ has a new girlfriend and she’s white.

John: Awesome! I wonder how he does it.

Nonoy: Easy, he’s a Filipino Red Neck.

John: What?

Nonoy: Of course, he hangs out and drinks with a bunch of white dudes, owns a truck, and lives in Mississippi. He’s bound to be with a white chick.

John: (SMH) Don’t know how he does it. But I'll drink to that.

Filipino Red Neck by JCUSAF23 March 4, 2014

redneckonize 

Something only rednecks will understand.

You'd better redneckonize who you're messin with boy!

redneckonize by ImNewHere July 28, 2012

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine 

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010