beef queef

When an individual releases a nasty ass fart after eating meat.

Damn Garey got that beef queef, bro just shidded on himself.

by acostalover4L December 18, 2022

Queef

a little burp from your vagina

Girl, did you just queef??

by herewearehelping January 21, 2019

Queef

A relief of air expelled most commonly from the female genitalia. Producing a notable and distinct sound, the loudest queef recorded was created by a Michael while powerboating the Kiskiminatis(2018). Michaels have the rare ability to queef on comand.

Michael queefed so loud it put me to sleep.

by Kerolf June 14, 2018

Queef

Have to queef for twenty dollars.

Have to queef for twenty dollars.

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Queef Baby

The vaginal flatulence often created from the unnatural mating of two creatures. Can sometimes result in a grotesque creature with tiny hands and orange hair that can then go on to be president of the United States.

Oh great now we have a queef baby as president

by Echc93 December 27, 2017

Queef

Water fluid coming from the viginal area

Yo bro I just queefed my pants

You are publicly arrested on this property for queefing

by Bebrbrbrb September 13, 2021

Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.

Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.

by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020