pussy crumbs

Noun. That mess left in your sheets after a long bangin', and your woman's creamy jizz dries on her and then falls onto your sheets. Resembling that someone with severe psoriasis just slept in your bed.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.

Guy: Dude, what the hell is all that crap in your bed? Are you really sunburned?
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".

by happy diver March 21, 2011

pussy-lazy

When a male is newly single and there are opportunities to get laid, but the guy does not pursue them because of the complications that would arise.

Guy 1: "Why didn't you hit that, she would have totally been down?!"
Guy 2: "Naw, I have been pussy-lazy as of late."

by finmajor90 August 23, 2011

spit in my pussy daddy

When a female wants some nice slimy saliva in her vagina
Or instead of lube the guy spits on her pussy to make it wet and slippery.

“It’s so dry, spit in my pussy daddy”

by Daquan daddy! June 1, 2018

MILF Pussy

The BEST pussy you can ever get in your life! (Only a few lucky guys have really tasted it)
It usually has large puffy pink lips and fluffy hairs on top as it sits proudly between the white creamy thighs of a milf and it's smell is just intoxicating!
The puffy large ripe lips make you wanna dive inside it!
Also, the best pussy to eat out!
A girl's pussy wouldn't hold a candle to a MILF pussy!

"Damn bro, i saw my MILF neighbour Claire paint her toenails on the porch this morning, and while she had her leg up, i could see the cameltoe of her beautiful MILF pussy peeking from underneath!"

by AnimalPak September 6, 2009

Toxic Pussy Syndrome

A guy that stays with a demanding, high maintaince/ low reward female, who walks all over him, ridicules him and removes his of all self esteem because she allows him to fuck her frequently. This often requires an intervention by family or friends in order to get him extracated from the relationship. May be abreviated TPS Symptoms : not talking with long time friends because she doesn't like them, telling him he needs to change( any habit that she finds she doesn't like), tearing him down verbally, to the point of depression, doing everything she wants and rarely does what he wants to do, needing to know where he is at all times, only lets him talk with with others that she deems ok and gives permission to talk, constantly is apologizing to her for some minor infraction, begs her to forgive him because she says that he is the root of all her dissatisfactions and problems in life, expects him to read her mind to meet all her needs and wants.

1-Did you see Myles? He looks terrible since shortly after he started seeing Emily and she started running his life. He has all the symptoms of Toxic Pussy Syndrome. 2-Hey, all the guys are taking Myles out to party tonight to help him recover from his TPS.

3- I can't believe that I got infected with Toxic Pussy Syndrome again. I thought I was immune to it after getting last t year from Emily .

by swamp stud- go gators October 26, 2009

Blue Pussy

Blue pussy is the feminine version of blue balls.

When a female is sexually teased by a male or female but nothing happens.

Christian gave me blue pussy when he kissed my neck and rubbed my ass but nothing happened.

by pluebussycreator August 21, 2016

bitch-ass motha fuckin pussy licking whore

a term you use when you are really mad at someone but can't hit them cause they are related to you.

Ashley: stop sucking david's dick you slut.
Autumn: bitch-ass motha fuckin pussy licking whore, i wish you weren't my sister.

by rofffllllllll March 24, 2007