maximum puppis

Maximum puppis is where you take a big dump. Also known as a big crap.

Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.

Person 2: A maximum puppis?

Person 1: What?

Person 2: A big crap?

Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!

by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014

Puppies

Another name for toes. Derived from the name dogs, which is a name for foot. In New York City, it is referred as gay to touch puppies. Puppies can be abbreviated to pups.

Can you believe that some people have 11 puppies. That’s crazy!

by 716pups July 26, 2019

Purple Puppies

Biker slang for sperm. Purple dog refers to ones penis, and purple puppies is the puppies from your purple dog.

He had an old lady getting purple puppies on the back of his chopper when they both got it by a freight train.

by LostMC4life September 24, 2023

Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 17, 2010

Puddle puppies

Dope whore tweaker slut meth hoe

Damn I'm out of dope and now the puddle puppies are gone

by Thaiceking August 14, 2022

puppy bed

A bed designed for puppies to nap in.

Let's give these puppies a puppy bed to sleep in.

by Ritacca March 8, 2023

happy puppies

happy puppies.

did you see eggo comment happy puppies on her post?

by uheggo April 23, 2021