by TrulySwag August 30, 2011
When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.
Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.
Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.
Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 29, 2021
by legion69420 January 21, 2015
A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.
Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."
Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."
The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.
by ladytraveler March 23, 2011
by someone else thats not u March 23, 2021
A person under the age of 18 that wears as little clothes as possible, behaves erratically around strangers and posts risky social media photos. Usually you will find someone like this in a mall, gym or school. Most puppy sluts seem to seek sexual attention.
I’m sick and tired of seeing these puppy sluts acting like it’s normal to be a skank when you get older.
by Vivortnite March 23, 2021
A very simple " in your face" pretty straight-forward definition/explanation of what happens to a normally intelligent person who has now lost any chance of normal brain-function , as their throbbing, chemical-fueled genitals have now fully taken over. They now do whatever the voices tell them to do, aimlessly wandering around in circle-like motions, much like a very excitable, stupid, tail-wagging poodle on Viagra.....oblivious to their surrounding and the world imploding around them.
" Holy-fuck....!!!!! Look how 'absolutely munted' kaka and her friends are!!! What a dust-puppy.....!!!!!
by MarvinMartian-70 March 14, 2018