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skank puppy

ussually meant to be a name for someone. mostly names that start with the letter L, M, or N. mainly Noah. it seems like thats a good name for it. skank puupy means that the person who is being called a skank puppy is a total fag or just doesn't know what to do in his or her life.
Guy.1 yo, did you see that Noah kid.
Guy.2 yeah, he's a real skank puppy.
by the one in class March 20, 2012
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The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012
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Semen Puppy

A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.
Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?

I don't know. I am a semen puppy.
by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013
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yes puppy

A person who does everything someone else tells them

In a guy it sound like they are either weak or whipped
Hey are you going to the movie tonight?

Do you want me to?

Face palm I asked you not myself stop being a yes puppy
by Cooliothecat December 20, 2013
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munchy puppy

The act of filling a girls vagina with peanut butter and letting a day lick it out. Usually done with a dog who hasn't eaten in a day or two. This can be done with Nutella and marshmallow whip too.
Man, I was so tired last time I have my girl a munchy puppy. She never even knew I wasn't doing it.
by Dr.Doctors March 27, 2015
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hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.
Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.
by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015
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shamoo puppy

A submissive role playing character with the face (mask) of a dog and the body of a utility cleaning device.
"I'm thinking about turning my boyfriend into a Shamoo Puppy tonight."

"That's intense, don't be too rough on him!"

"I might, but the whole apartment's gonna be clean by the time we're done! ;)"
by BoldGold January 2, 2016
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