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post malone

the only person who looks rich and homeless at the same time. also extremely humble and sweet to his fans. some of his hits include “congratulations” “circles” “white iverson” “candy paint” “rockstar“ “i fall apart” “saint-tropez” “take what you want”

has said that he gets face tattoos out of insecurities. also is called a rapper, even though his music genre is very mixed.

his three albums as of july 2020 are called “stoney”(2016), “beerbongs&bentleys”(2018), and “hollywood’s bleeding”(2019).

in march 2020 people on tiktok were worried about his well being since many videos of him acting strange on stage we’re posted. he proceeded to say it was all an act just for the concert.

his birthday is july 4, 1995.

also, charlemagne is an asshole. ifykyk
me: i just went to a post malone concert!
friend: sweet!

me: post malone is the definition of “don’t judge a book by its cover.”
by quill804 July 8, 2020
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cum post

Another word for a Penis. a post (penis) where jizz is ejaculated from.
i got my cum post out and squirted all over her!
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liking your own post

Are you going to be in the bathroom all day? You've been in there liking your own post for almost two hours!
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post office party

Jake: you know, a party that's not a sausage party or a post office--
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE
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double post

Two posts in a row that may or may not have the same meanings.
Complete disregard for the edit button.
Bob: I like pizza.
Bob: I also like pie.
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Post coital flow disorder

When having a piss straight after sex, the "urethra" spasms meaning that you alternate between high pressured "squirts" and not pissing at all
I think Phil's just had a wank, I can hear him suffering from post coital flow disorder in the lav.
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poostie

greek- way of refering to a gay person.
" look at that damn poostie."
by ak harry March 18, 2005
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