posernerd

Failing at being a nerd

Cassia is a posernerd

by Gwith February 5, 2010

Power Pirate

An individual who hijacks electricity or internet access.

Tristan: Camila just came in here and took my internet cable while I was trying to watch "Hey Arnold" online.

Marco: What a power pirate!

by unabsichtlich December 21, 2009

powder card

any credit card, academic honor society fraternity card, library card, video rental card, secret society membership card or the like.

This is an eexample of the word "powder card":

Antonio Juan Johnson took a small chipped off rock of Peru's famous and with the assistance of a mortar and petal he ground the pebble into a fairly course gritty substrate. He then proceeded the cut lines with his Phi Kappa Phi card.

by Yehuda1967 January 17, 2010

posery

noun

1. state of being a poser; state of posing

Hey. John got those new $300 Prada sneakers.

Bah. 'Such posery.

by bomber227 March 19, 2010

Power Squeeze Bars

The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.

I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.

by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010

Poser Town

A city that pretends to be something that it is not. A city that is more focused on appearances than reality. See "Seattle".

Seattle is such a Poser Town.

by Broadbandito June 10, 2010

power of a Tony

n. The influence of the Italian mafia on any given affair.

Note: This is not to be confused with the "Power of attorney".

Frankie hadn't paid his rent in three months, so Jimmy invoked the power of a Tony on him. We haven't seen Frankie since.

by Slice of Sicily May 20, 2010