Pocket Rider

Slang for a small midget prostitute with a deeply depressing wild side.

Sometimes I can lose my pocket rider in the dark abyss

by Pocket Rider April 18, 2023

Pocket Cow

Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati

Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!

Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?

by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023

Squash Pocket

One tight cunt.

I'm horny. I better find me a squash pocket to creampie.

by coxtroker April 2, 2009

Beavers Pocket

refering to a females vagina being very moist

" that girl I was with last night was as wet as a beavers pocket" twat pussy

by 2cards November 25, 2009

tactical pockets launcher

A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.

"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."

by zammy zammersonian February 4, 2010

man pocketted

When a man puts something in his pocket for an extended period of time causing significant wear and tear to whatever it was.

Steve gave me his paycheck. The check had been man pocketted and I was ashamed to take the tattered thing to the bank.

by Liddy34 December 14, 2009

Drinkers Pocket

you go out for a good clubbing / drinking session with alot of notes. Every time you go to the bar you pull out a note to pay with. 'Drinkers Pocket' is what you have the next morning when you put on the trousers you had on the night before. or search trough them to find your cash

last night i went out with £100. ordered a fair few drinks, the next morning i checked my pockets, i had "drinkers Pocket with around £25-£30 left all in £1, 50p and other coins.

by Matt2210 June 8, 2010