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Paintenance

1/ The application of paint by machine tool dealers to the surfaces of used goods in order to enhance the potential buyer's perception of the frequency, thoroughness & quality of maintenance which the item has received from its previous owner.
2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do
Bloke 1: Is this machine new?
Bloke 2: No, it has just had a heavy coat of paintenance.
by Alec Vallance December 19, 2008
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Alaskan Paint Job

A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance
My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!
by BoxKev May 13, 2011
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Johnny Depp drank a mega-pint of wine.
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Fingering a girl on her period and applying it to your face like The war paint.
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taint paint

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"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."
by Taint Tamer November 4, 2007
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Indian Paintbrush

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Free tequila with mexican food gave me a terrible Indian Paintbrush...
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painting

"oi broo lets go painting on the M-line".
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