Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.

Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Give him a good paling

To beat somebody up

Bob: That bloke just tried to on with my missus
Steve: Give him a good paling for it

by BlackCountryMon August 17, 2019

hit yo block like ping pong

To hit sumone block to fuck they hynas

Man fuck ya doin
just hit yo block like ping pong. u got a problem ehse?

by real ass foo February 7, 2021

cing cong ping pong ayee

It means u are officially stupid

your brother is cing cong ping pong ayee

by Mr Super Real. January 13, 2022

dingers and pingers

A saying used by absolute leng lads and sexy individuals.

If you use his saying then you are automatically getting mad bitched

“Oh that’s absolutely dingers and pingers”

by anonymous April 17, 2022

Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)

My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

by LC Gilly November 2, 2022

90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex

To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”

by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023