Pippa Middletoned

To be intentionally upstaged on your wedding day by your more attractive, sluttier sister

Stop weeping child, Mummy is here. I know it is frightfully unfair to be usurped by anyone on your own very special day! The fact of the matter is that you've just been Pippa Middletoned by your slag of a sister.

by PokerBroker9 May 31, 2011

fart pipe

An oversized exhaust used to compensate for have a weedwacker engine under the hood (see honda). Its sole purpose is to reduce performance and generally annoy anyone within a quarter mile radius. Popular among 16 year old white boys who think they're black.

This also leads to the expression: The bigger the exhaust, the smaller the penis.

That little wigger across the street put a fart pipe on his crappy Civic. It woke me up at 5am, so I called the cops.

by H8Hondas July 24, 2005

Pipe down

Another way of saying "be quiet" or "shut up", except it is more firm and usually more effective.

Tina: Parker, PIPE DOWN! I am trying to do my homework!
Parker: No Tina, YOU pipe down! I am too busy being crazy and getting turnt!

by The_Tru_Baller January 17, 2016

Sewage Pipe

MY uncle Sandy's slang for suicide.

No.. don't commit sewage pipe - your too god damn young

by Tonyknight May 9, 2005

pipe master tony

Pipe master tony is a person who sucks dick for crack money. He is also known for his very dry chaped lips and crusty ass hands. Pipe master is also known to carry all types of disease and is very loud. Pipe meaning both crack pipe and penis.

Yo is that pipe master tony
Yeah it is, don't let him near your pipe

by Michael dobson December 24, 2007

Piprek

When a Lesbian and a Black Tranny prostitute get in a hair-pulling fight and their jewelry gets all tangled up.

Hey everyone! A Lesbian/Black Tranny Prostitute Fight! Check it out.

Oh damn...they're Piprek. Shitty deal.

by Poonorific April 22, 2008

Pipe Sniper

Invented by a military man named Terry Miles in 2008. Used to describe a closet homo sexual. That likes to look at other peoples penis, from a distance in the locker room. As not to be caught in the act. Much like a Sniper does.

"I caught Joe looking at my junk out of the corner of my eye again. He's such a Pipe Sniper"

by SPC Miles February 5, 2010