pansexual

someone who has sex with dogs or other animals as well as humans.

guy 1: i'm pansexual.
guy 2: oh, so you have sex with things resembling humans like the mythological "Pan" right.
guy 1: ya. pretty much. but i'm not gay.

by dddrycereal January 3, 2008

pansexual

P.S. Someone who has sex with dogs. P.P.S. Or Janet Reno. P.P.P.S. Or someone who's had a lot of Jose Cuervo and decides that the chihuahua next door is lookin' mighty good.

The overindulgence of alcoholic beverages that causes someone to stick their hand into a zebra.
Use of machinery to construct robotic dogs that are utilized in sexual play.
Someone who is attracted to oriental people with the name "Pan."
Someone who is attracted to Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
Someone who is bisexual but too much of a hipster to call themselves such.
Someone who is gay and thinks that saying their gay reveals too much so they say they are pansexual when in reality they are just attracted to a person's personality or animals, preferably dogs, or someone who is strongly attracted to pans.

Guy 1: Hey man I thought you were gay!
Guy 2: No man, I'm pansexual.
Guy 1: Well doesn't that just mean that you're too afraid to say you're gay but not too scared to put your hand in a zebra.
Guy 2: Oh ya, that's not gay at all.

by Amanda & Erika January 5, 2008

pineapple pizza

a pizza with pineapple on it

Person 1:"What kind of pizza did you get?"
Person 2:"Pineapple Pizza!"
person 1:"Leave this house now!"
Person 2:"But.."
Person 1:"NO. Leave now!"
Person 2:"okay.."

by appke man May 14, 2018

Pineapple Pocopo

A very rare sexual act/prank (that has very little to do with pineapples at all, curiously) in which the perpetrator hollows out a watermelon and by various means fills it up with vomit before they place it beside their bed. Later on, when they are fornicating with their partner in the doggy-style position and they are about to climax, they proclaim loudly, "Pineapple pocopo!" and take the hollowed out watermelon and smash it over their partner's head. It is preferable to do this when one's partner is intoxicated so as to confuse them but provide a reasonable explanation the next day about the presence of vomit and their raging headache.

"What did you guys do last night? It sounded crazy."
"Okay don't tell anyone, but I totally gave her the pineapple pocopo!"

by Vonsternium December 10, 2010

Pansexual

People who are sexually attracted to pans.

Bob: I just fucked a pan
Jane: You must be a pansexual

by That One Urban Dictionary Guy July 10, 2015

Pansexual

Pansexual is a term used to refer to teenage girls who watch Steven Universe and dye their hair purple or white or some strange bright color followed by cutting or shaving it in some way. Most of these people are secretly from Mars and are also known as Fags or Emos.

Hell she would even fuck a cactus she must be pansexual!

by Sharm00ta December 17, 2015

pindeho

Spanish word for "Idiot" or low functioning person. Sorta like a "stupido".

My Boss is a Pindeho, His desk is 10 feet from mine, and I called him from my desk, just after I said good morning to his face. I told him that I wouldn't be in today because I'm sick, He said ok, then looked over and glared at me 10 minutes later, when he realized the he had been Stoinked. This is a true story, I swear to the flag..........

by G_Money$ September 16, 2008