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Turd pickle 

The unwelcome sight, usually in a public restroom, of a single turd floating in a urine-filled toilet bowl.
"Don't ever use the bathrooms at that restaurant, I've never seen a stall without a huge turd pickle in it."
Turd pickle by Rockitude80s September 1, 2013
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Brock pickering 

An ugly ass white trash Inbred hick red neck hillbilly who never touched any pussy n got no motion whatsoever that faggot ass lil retarted lil bitch should kill himself
“Hey that’s Brock pickering look at his autistic dyslexic hyena lookin ass let’s go beat his bitchass tf up”
The art of deceptively retaining the services of a prostitute whilst planning his or her (more commonly her) demise. Typically, one would use the prostitute for their services and dispose of them immediately thereafter. Although, in some cases one would simply seek out a prostitute for the sole purpose of disposing of them. In either case, said disposal should take place at a pig farm.

While there may be an initial investment required, such as a retainer fee charged by said prostitute, this fee is typically returned to the customer after disposal. The only costs incurred by a customer should be for the following:
-gas to drive to and from the pig farm
-a shovel
-a bag of lime
Hooker: Hey there cutie, you lookin' for a good time?
Pickton wannabe: Yea, hop in.
Hooker: Where are you taking me?
Pickton wannabe: To a farm.

The End.
pickton by FunkyAlbertan December 31, 2011

Pickle Pierce 

Sexual intercourse. The act of putting one's pickle into another person. Pickle Pierce could refer to knocking boots or booty banging.
Jay wanted to give her a Pickle Pierce but she only let him fondle her breasts.
Pickle Pierce by PMax February 12, 2008

The Window Pickle 

When a man is having sex with a woman doggy style he reaches around and poops a little turd in his own hand, then he reaches up with the turd and smacks it on the woman's forehead and slides it down her face. It is said to resemble the streak made on a window if you take a pickle out of a burger and throw it on a window and watch it slide down.
Example of the window pickle in conversation

Last night was awesome!, I window pickled Lisa!
The Window Pickle by coalpha December 23, 2009

tickles my pickle 

when something thoroughly satisfies your needs or desires
i love getting As on my tests. that shit really tickles my pickle
tickles my pickle by mc3yee November 20, 2010