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Tele-phone

Verb. /telifoun/

To call a person's mobile number repeatedly while they are wearing a Teletubbies costume, thereby causing them much aggravation as they attempt to unzip the suit with their mitten-hands and access the call.

Must be performed in plain sight of the subject.
Person 1: Oh man, check out Ben! I'm going to Tele-phone him now while he's still in costume.

Person 2: Haha, awesome, he can't even get his Tinky Winky hands off.

Person 1: Let's continue until he has a rage blackout.
by double quotation marks April 26, 2009
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Phone Mob

A group of individuals that partake in a "Phone Mobbing".
"Dude, this is gonna be the biggest Phone Mob of all time!"
by Kevin Mitnick October 1, 2003
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"Dude I totally got a phone-boner from talking to that hot blond last night.
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phonecrastinate

When you pass the time away by playing on your phone instead of working.
I'm not in the mood to work, but internet is blocked in the office. Let me phonecrastinate with a wiki-walk and maybe some Angry Birds
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regular phone

One's home phone, as opposed to a cellular phone.
Now I'm gonna try his regular phone.
by GuidoPosse69 January 16, 2005
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postcoital phone call

Obligatory phone call made the day after a sexual encounter between two people, usually the male to the female.
It's already Monday and I still haven't received the postcoital phone call from Pierre!!!
by Nola70115 January 18, 2009
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cell phone bitch slap

verb: to slap someone in the face with a flip open cell phone. The act of slapping while opening cell phone.
shut up before i cell phone bitch slap you. Yo... WHERE YOU AT!!
by nicole and carson March 22, 2005
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