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Period blackout

When a girl is on her period and blacks out with with rage due to cramps and hormones. Period blackouts occasionally result in shame hangovers the following day
My girlfriend had a period blackout last night and punched me in the face.
by Sht99ht March 9, 2014
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Period Perception

When a woman's judgement and feeling toward another person is changed due to their period.
S: So my friends girlfriend went to the show with us tonight

J: ugh. I hate her.

S: you've never met her....
J: i probably don't hate her. It's just period perception
by SKurp December 1, 2014
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percolating pectoids

When a man is able to bounce his pectoral muscles (chest muscles) up and down by flexing them.

This movement is usually achieved with enough muscle strength, power and definition in his pectorals and through practice.

This is also possible with women but rarely so. Hence, women may often display adoration, admiration and astonishment when witnessing a man percolating his pectoids, some even displaying the desire to touch the man's muscles.

The epitome of percolating pectoids can be seen in actor Terry Crews. Watch his magnificent percolating pectoids in the episode of My Wife and Kids called "Michael joins a gym".
Girl 1: OHMYGOODNESS have you seen his pecs?!
Girl 2: Yes!! OH EM GEE they're to die for! I just wanna feel them!
Girl 1: I know!! Did you see it when he did his percolating pectoids move? it was BOMB
by yonmi-yonmi January 19, 2015
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Period Couple

a boyfriend and girlfriend who both appear to be on their period when they are with or without each other.
Yo, Sarah and Timmy are a period couple!
by Fuck yes May 21, 2015
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Period Wasted

Feeling Faint, Sick, Tired, Awful! Etc
Girl 1 - "Ugh I Feel Like Fainting & These Cramps!"
Girl 2 - "Omg! Your juss Period Wasted 💁🏼"
by Amethyst Ferland October 4, 2015
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period butt

Bowl-related side effects of menstruation. Particularly miserable periods can cause severe gas, constipation and diarrhea in the same day. Cramping can further confuse the situation. All of this can of course also lead to nausea. This particular set of conditions is known as period butt.
Alice's period butt prevented her from making plans that day because she didn't know what needed to happen or how long it would take.

"Ugghhh... I've got period butt."
by BrazilianCowboys January 25, 2016
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Period-squirts

When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.
Angie: * Period-squirts*

Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"

Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"

Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!
by Kazcaz September 6, 2016
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