Man 1: Oh I love you Mudkip!
Man 2: You fool! That Mudkip had no psyche!
Man 3: LOLZ? but i herd u liek mudkipz 2!
Man 2: PSYCH!! I <3 MUDKIPZ!!1!!1
Man 2: You fool! That Mudkip had no psyche!
Man 3: LOLZ? but i herd u liek mudkipz 2!
Man 2: PSYCH!! I <3 MUDKIPZ!!1!!1
by Raybrant February 26, 2008
Get the Psyche mug.Something I really dislike. A bunch of people acting like they are superior to you. They think you have "problems" because your mind works differently. THey want to change and mold you into a mindless but happy zombie. I'd rather be realistic. Psychologists think they know you and want to "cure" you. Of things like personality disorders. What if I LIKE my personality disorders? Too bad, it isn't "normal." They automatically assume what your actions mean and judge you. What these xenophobic people fail to realize is that you are equal to them! They have NO sense of humour Their knowledge tends to be all doctrine and no experience. Often judgemental and hypocritical, these people are annoying and hated by most.
Me: I want to rule the world.
Psychologist: Hmm.
Me: I am SO much more intelligent than you.
Psychologist: Insecurity...
Me: It is NOT insecurity!
Psychologist: Denial...
Me: Whatever.
Psychologist: I got it! You have narcissistic personality disorder! For me telling you that, give me a thousand dollars and tons of praise and thanks. I really AM a psychology genius, aren't I?
Me: Ugh.
Psychologist: Hmm.
Me: I am SO much more intelligent than you.
Psychologist: Insecurity...
Me: It is NOT insecurity!
Psychologist: Denial...
Me: Whatever.
Psychologist: I got it! You have narcissistic personality disorder! For me telling you that, give me a thousand dollars and tons of praise and thanks. I really AM a psychology genius, aren't I?
Me: Ugh.
by Carynne No. January 27, 2007
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by Angela Burch October 1, 2006
Get the psychoticism mug.The practice of a person actually believing every crazy notion he or she has said over time, often times resulting in he or she acting on it.
Since Regina believes that slaughtering a black cat during every full moon in October frees the souls of her ancestors, she's out right now acting on her psychopathism by finding a black cat to take to the ritual site.
by Jaeber June 9, 2011
Get the Psychopathism mug.Modern exotic birds are prone to fits of passion and rage while working long term in the sex industry. Psychosis for birds is quite common under these psycho-sexual thrillers and their show tune escapades. Commonly the only course of action is to allow the birds their freedom to roam to the coast and sit on decrepit piers to keep their sanity.
Like an exotic bird perched atop a weathered pier on a far-away coastline, the psychosis for birds crept up slowly.
by jigoku February 21, 2008
Get the psychosis for birds mug.Psycholepzy A contraction of the words psychotic and epilepsy with the "s" converted to a "z" to formalize a new word and its spelling.
Past tense= psycholeptic
Past tense= psycholeptic
I was watching this movie and the bad guy started to go like psychotic and then he just started to shake all over and then stopped and just stood there, it was so weird it was like he had psycholepzy or something.
by awesomesciencex December 21, 2010
Get the Psycholepzy mug.The use of psychic imagery, telepathy etc to assimilate, dominate or destroy an individual's mind, thus causing them to act silly...
The new psychoterrorism unit consisted of Dave the Elf, Jardine and Hypnodog... The bad guys wont know what hit them...
by somethingplex1 December 28, 2011
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