Hibachi Grill Plumbing

When you read a Reddit comment that creates confusion while also bringing back memories of going to a Hibachi restaurant with your family and having the curiosity of "Where the hell does all that food go when he pushes it into that hole?" right after the chef makes the onion train.

The interview with the manager was great! However, some of the questions he asked made me feel like I was look at Hibachi grill plumbing.

by ThemGoodOlBoys February 8, 2023

Right as Plumb

Dead centre

AS Byan Drake would say " She will be right as plumb"

by Dr B.Drake September 4, 2023

call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.

with that kinda attitude call the plumber

by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023

Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.

Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025

The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.

Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."

by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025

Played against Plumbers

Used to critique the acclaim of older NBA players by claiming their competition was less skilled on average.

"MJ had 6 rings, but he played against plumbers. Kobe's clearly the goat."

"You a whole bitch"

by andcastle December 25, 2025

Mr. Plum

When a girl is simultaneously taking a shit and sucking a dick

I walked in on my girl taking a dump and received a Mr. Plum

by Mrs. Plum May 29, 2019