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sex on a plate

When A guy is so hawt, delicious and FINE that you want to eat him all up like a fruit roll up. He can get it.
Thinking to myself, “Dayuuumnmn that guy is sex on a plate!!!”
by thinkingtomyself April 5, 2019
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The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.
shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.
by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021
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standing on a crafting tabel

WTH DREAM AND GEORGE ARE STANDING ON A CRAFTING TABEL
by Kiwi 👍💚 May 22, 2021
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Mango on a fork

When a fruit (specifically a mango) is so good, you scream in a deep voice as loud as you can.
1:Hahaha, I got a mango on a fork!
2:EHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:What the fuck is wrong with you
by Catlord_heven November 9, 2021
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Murray's Mom (on a bun)

A delicious submarine, torpedo, hero, or hoagie sandwich comprised of
1. A white bread bun
2. Crispy chicken fingers
3. Barbeque sauce
4. Provolone cheese
5. Mayonnaise
ima hop down to that sub shack and grab a murray's mom (on a bun)
by Chris Donis November 15, 2007
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Pile it on a Cracker

An innuendo used in the town of Jacksonville, Florida. Used usually around thanksgiving time. When used correctly there is a slight emphasis at the end of the phrase on the word "cracker".
" Jaime and that girl look like there hitting it off, he is gonna pile it on a cracker tonight"

"She better be careful with those cream cheese stains"
by That's what! Cheese head! December 3, 2009
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A response to an increase in temperature; or being in the presence of a multitude of police officers.
Turn on the air conditioning, it is hotter then wolf pussy on a full moon in here.
by AsburyBlue1962 May 9, 2018
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