totes square

when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)

HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!

by Totes McTotes October 9, 2010

Square sighted

Someone engaged constantly on screens such as mobile, tablet, computer, etc.

He was square sighted enough to miss the bus couple of times...

by Plantoid September 22, 2016

Yusuf Squared

A lovely guy to have with you during horny situations and could bring joy on your face by sucking your cock very delicately.

You're such a Yusuf Squared

by Kedsfbj October 4, 2022

Square

Geometric shape, the one jerk who didn't show up to the party

Be there or be square

by Knight o' Ni February 6, 2021

Galvanized Square Steel

Building material used to create a sturdy frame when illegally expanding a comically small apartment. Typically covered in eco-friendly wood veneers and secured to the existing apartment building with screws borrowed from the owner’s aunt.

Little John removed the existing windows and welded a frame with galvanized square steel to extend the space outward.

by Doopus May 28, 2024

Albee Square Mall

The house of a bunch of rappers in Brooklyn, New York.

My house is the Albee square mall

Go shopping, go shopping, go shopping
Let's all go shopping

by shape012 November 24, 2017

times square nudge

When your drunk friend needs a push up stairs or to navigate a bar.

Brendan...drunk off his ass again, almost fell on his face on the way to the second bar in his crawl. His friends decided to give that wasted ass a Times Square Nudge to get him into the next spot. The next morning he thanked them for the ‘nudge’

by Kobrakys May 17, 2018