last name

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Everyone always spells my last name wrong.

by Mike the Ekim October 9, 2005

dirty parody names

(female) Filma Wang or (male) Filmo Wang

dirty parody names- Filma Wang, Filmo Wang

"I have a new best friend, she's Asian."

"Oh yeah what's her name?"

"Filma, Filma Wang"

by Naleps January 1, 2008

Name Nazi

A douche-bag who exploits the EULA of a MMO videogame by reporting "offensive" names of other players in order to exact revenge for losing.

OMG some name nazi reported my name as offensive, and this GM changed it from "Cawkrawker" to "Jibartl".

by The Name Nazi of Vallon Zek February 24, 2010

Good name

A name that aint shit like fucking James Charles!

Rando:What's your name?
Peep:Bitch
Rando:You have a good name!

by RANDO PEEP January 18, 2020

German name

Very humorous! Guides the conversation and will take it in any direction they want. Knows what to say and how to be forgiven. Could be a good serial killer-but secretly has too big of a heart to ever. Has a soft spot for Minecraft and Roblox- THEY’RE built DiFfErEnT!!:)

“Woah, German name is actually built different, I’m jealous!”

by Anonymous server September 13, 2020

The J-N-Names Theory

A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.

Example of the J-N-Names Theory:

Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Name user

Someone who uses your name excessively in normal conversation or texting. Also someone who throws your name into an arguement or lecture because he or she somehow feels it makes the conversation more personal.

"I'm talking to that guy again, but I hate that he's such a name user. He got upset with me and put my name three times into one text!"
Obnoxious relatives, teachers, or anyone else who thinks they are engaging you in the conversation by using your name every five seconds, but really you are just uncomfortable.

by amelie525 October 23, 2009