Nick

Nick is the victim of many short jokes. He is vertically challenged.

Person 1: You see that guy over there?

Person 2: OMG yeah he's so short

Person 1: Yeah he's just a Nick

Person 2: Well, at least he was only here for a short amount of time.

(Studio audience loses their minds and laughs so hard the roof collapses killing them all)

by onlytheshortestpersonever March 10, 2019

nick haywood

Slapper of ass cheeks male or female

Nick- “Ima nick haywood that guy”
Ethan- “Please stop using your name like a word”

by EliStoleMyRefrigerator September 4, 2019

Nick J at Nite

Smoking crystal meth through your asshole

"you wanna nick j at nite?"

by Santeria13 March 9, 2020

nickalias

A nickname for your fake name.

"nick-" (as in nickname) + "alias"

My alias turned out to be hard to say, so I gave myself an easier-to-pronounce nickalias as well.

by Mr. Twinkieface January 10, 2021

nick virene

Hanas boyfriend. Yeah. That’s all.

Nick Virene is very hot

by roaxhes April 13, 2021

Nick Wild

Sexy wild fox

Person A : OMG THAT GUY IS NICK WILD
Person B : You mean that sexy wild fox?

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 19, 2022

Sticky Nickel

When you bring someone home after a night out and you think they are a "10" that night. The next morning you wake up and they are a "5" and you can't get them to leave. They're a sticky nickel.

"Hey dude, that girl I brought home last night was a total sticky nickel."

by moomba27 March 18, 2014