What a casual relationship might end up as for the guy. The male part of the fertilization process. See sperm donor
by Filamena C June 18, 2008
Get the bio dadmug. Asian Dad is happy today and decides to buy son an Xbox.
Asian Dad: Son Ill buy you an Xbox!
Son: Holy shit thanks dad!
Asian Dad: No problem, my son.
Son: Can you pay for Xbox live for the first year?
Asian Dad: WTF? Hell no you dont need Xbox live. Why would you need that when you can play alone?
Son: Ill pay for it.
Asian Dad: Hell no, the money you have came from me. Xbox live for 20 years is $1000 dollars. Its a piece of shit so no.
Asian Dad: Son Ill buy you an Xbox!
Son: Holy shit thanks dad!
Asian Dad: No problem, my son.
Son: Can you pay for Xbox live for the first year?
Asian Dad: WTF? Hell no you dont need Xbox live. Why would you need that when you can play alone?
Son: Ill pay for it.
Asian Dad: Hell no, the money you have came from me. Xbox live for 20 years is $1000 dollars. Its a piece of shit so no.
by J.H.K. May 21, 2011
Get the Asian Dadmug. by tatethecreator April 13, 2014
Get the soccer dadmug. A bullshit term made up by the state so they can extract additional revenue from a man they just screwed over with biased and corrupt family courts.
Bureaucrat: Our government is running out of money to pay the salaries for our useless jobs! What do we do?
Lawyer: Let's find all the worst women in the world, help them lie and cheat their way into being single moms, call the fathers deadbeat dads until they pay our outrageous sums, and split the money between us!
Bureaucrat: Great idea! No one will ever challenge us if we say we're "doing it for the kids"!
Lawyer: Let's find all the worst women in the world, help them lie and cheat their way into being single moms, call the fathers deadbeat dads until they pay our outrageous sums, and split the money between us!
Bureaucrat: Great idea! No one will ever challenge us if we say we're "doing it for the kids"!
by RebelScience December 11, 2016
Get the deadbeat dadmug. The perfect combination of both enjoying food and beer while not caring about the basketball shaped growth in your stomach.
by Dadbod123 February 10, 2018
Get the Dad Bodmug. 1) only after years of intense training amd experience a man has mastered the art of sex.
2) going through 2nd puberty, a man's penis has gained more girth.
Accomplishing both, not just one, will give a man the status of having a "dad dick."
2) going through 2nd puberty, a man's penis has gained more girth.
Accomplishing both, not just one, will give a man the status of having a "dad dick."
by MrClydesdale April 8, 2018
Get the Dad Dickmug. A father with a family who is middle-aged, approximately 30-40 years old, and who wears urban outfits, such as but not limited to: small wool beanies, slim fit/straight jeans, stylish lifestyle shoes, hoodies/jackets, carries a backpack, has urban facial hair like a neatly trimmed beard, and thick framed glasses. To qualify as a dad he probably also has a kid or two with him.
Conor: Hey Bill, dude look theres an urban dad!
Bill: What?!?!
Conor: Look over there, that guys fucking urban! And he's got 2 kids! Look at his stylish pants and jacket, and those glasses! And check out that beanie!
Bill: Hahahahahahahah
Conor: Look here comes Urbski Jr.! Look, look! Urban dad!
Bill: What?!?!
Conor: Look over there, that guys fucking urban! And he's got 2 kids! Look at his stylish pants and jacket, and those glasses! And check out that beanie!
Bill: Hahahahahahahah
Conor: Look here comes Urbski Jr.! Look, look! Urban dad!
by cornelius rutheford January 11, 2010
Get the Urban Dadmug.