Your Mother's Crib

A reference to the residential area belonging to one's mother used in a disrespectful manner. Often used to dismiss an arbitrary question resulting in frustration and embarrassment by the inquiring party.

Brian: What is the answer to number 12?
Jake: Your mother's crib. Got em

by Jake H and the fuckers December 16, 2012

Bad mother

A mom who is never around for you. No hugs, no kisses, no scolding, no life lessons, nothing. You are left to grow up by yourself in her home. As soon as you are old enough you have to make all your meals, keep your room clean and help her with chores and she doesn't show you how, you are just expected to do this. She starts complaining how expensive your (hand me down) clothes are, so you are expected to find a job at 12, and you are stressed and scared because she is not helping you do this and you don't know really know how. Finally you do find a job but then she takes your money and tells you how to spend it. You try to get good grades at school and generally do but she calls you stupid and of course she doesn't remember saying it. She lies to you without any remorse. She will always act nice to you when people are around but dump you the second they leave. If you have a brother or sister or both, she might play favorites. She shits on you but spoils everyone else, even if it's just praise and loving attention that she can afford. Meanwhile you are expected to go to your room in your spare time. Once in awhile for good measure, she will threaten your shitty existence by saying that she'll throw you out because she's in a bad mood that day. If someone suspects that you are being abused, she cries and puts on a good show. You don't leave because you know that there are worse people out there and the sad truth is - you're used to it.

You are quietly reading a book at the kitchen table (no tv for you!) trying to be a shadow on the wall so you won't piss her off. "GO TO YOUR ROOM!" *slap* "I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!" - bad mother

by marianal January 28, 2019

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018

do you listen to mother mother

are you non binary?

girl: hey do you listen to girl in red?
nb: nope i listen to mother mother
girl: oh sorry do you listen to mother mother?
nb: yep!

by kaisoup September 28, 2020

Dead beat mother

A deadbeat mother is a woman who puts herself ahead of the needs of her children. A woman who thinks because she has a vagina doesnt have to pay childsupport, or do anything the court demands her to do. They most likey suffer from a narcissistic personality disorder. They also do not understand there is a big diffrence between an actual mother, and a biological mother.

She is such a dead beat mother for not paying her childsupport.

by ALV-T83 May 25, 2012

What The Mother?

A phrase used in a state of confusion. Can be used when someone says something completely ridiculous. An expression used when "what the eff??" or "what the hell?" just don't cut it.

It is also used during experiences of shock and extreme irony.

Adam: (telling the guys a story at the lunch table) We took the car doors off of my car and put them on Jeff's car, then we drove around town for 40 minutes with the heat blasting.

Vinnie: Adam, What the Mother??? it is effing June!!!! hahah

by The Group...VL February 10, 2010

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021